stand up for what you believe,
love unconditionally
& keep peace with all.

Don’t be alone, Doctor

collegehumor:

This seal popped up on Reddit earlier today and clearly is the sassiest marine mammal on land, sea, or internet. You can’t tell him nuuuuuuthin! 

The Photoshops that followed below definitely get my seal of approval. … Aaaand I’ll see myself out. 

Take a Moment to Appreciate the Sassiest Seal on the Internet

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert